TradeShark Diary, 26th May 2020

It has been a quiet couple of days. I wasn’t really in the mood to do too much yesterday. I started looking for any new fads in the SEO world. The google rank of the sales site had dropped a couple of places since I changed the page a little. Focusing on it highlighted a couple of things that needed putting right.

During the morning I noticed that a couple up the street were having what looked like a water fight in front of their house. They are not that near to us so I couldn’t make out what they were saying. They are a bit of an odd couple and for a while I thought they were brother and sister. She was in the house and seemed to be spraying him with a drinks bottle. He was over reacting if it was just water.

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She was trying to keep him out of the house. He forced his way in. It didn’t look like they were playing. I was wondering if I should phone the police as he was suddenly very aggressive. I needn’t have worried. They came out of the house. She had him in a headlock and was trying to headbutt him at the same time. I’m not sure she had thought that move through but she was having a decent go at it.

He was shoved on to the drive and he picked up a small bench that was next to the front door and used it like a lion tamer to push his way back inside. A few seconds later he was back in the headlock and the bench followed him onto the drive.

She was spraying towards him again. She sprayed what I now guess was bleach on the car that was in front of the house. That really doesn’t make sense as it’s her car! Maybe she was spraying something near the car. He got really angry and kicked the driver’s door. Her car now has a decent dent in the door. It went quiet for a while before she came out and drove off in HIS car. It’s like a soap opera round here.

The neighbours were quiet again despite having a BBQ. There is something not right there but I’m not complaining.

Sue was back at work this morning so I have had a “me day”. I have done most of the housework. When we moved the bedroom round a few weeks ago I found some new hair clippers that I had forgotten about. My old set is past its best so I gave the new ones a go. I have cut it a little shorter than I intended but they have done a decent job.

I have to get some shopping in before I pick Ssue up at 7:30. This rock and roll lifestyle is going to kill me.

I can’t be bothered to cook so its Chinese for supper again.

Stay safe.

   
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